Chapter 39
Consequences
Tuesday
The
birds sang in the back yard this morning when the sun came up. I was
glad to be back in my twentieth century American life, and glad I
didn’t have to go back to work yet. After my all-time favorite
breakfast of orange juice, scrambled eggs with sausage, toast and
coffee, I picked up the yellow pad again.
As
I considered history; the discoveries, accomplishments, wars,
breakthroughs; I wondered what makes people change and grow? What
makes a difference? Sure a lot of things make life easier; but do
they make us better, happier people? I don’t think technology moves
us forward intellectually or spiritually; that’s up to our minds
and hearts. Things don’t always move ahead as planned or even as
reported, and I get that it’s easier to go with the flow; but does
anyone bother to look ahead for possible unintended consequences?
Maybe there ought to be a think tank for this problem. Of course the
unexpected sometimes sneaks up on us before there’s a chance to
grasp the tiniest notion there could even be a problem or catastrophe
and then it’s already too late. That’s when we’re in a pickle.
I
began to wonder if Digital World was more than a university or a
library problem, maybe even more than an American problem. The whole
world could be affected. If people peeked outside their
self-inflicted cyber cocoons, they might be shocked beyond belief.
Since Digital World sounds a little iffy, or worse, and higher
education is what I know, I decided a little thought about where all
this could go would be a good idea. Maybe what I saw on their website
didn’t sound like that much, but given some time it could grow
into a real threat. I did not care for those hints about replacing
libraries and universities.
Let’s
see, I’ll start pretty far off, no one will take it seriously
anyway. Just a sort of outline; no jargon or statistics or scientific
blah-blah-blah. I’ll make it exaggerated and ridiculous; don’t
care to get bogged down in a disaster mindset. On the other hand,
could it turn out to be a wake-up call? Don’t know, let’s see
where it goes. They’re just getting started, so I don’t think
Digital World will be satisfied with libraries and universities. They
must have bigger plans.
Of
course sometime in the future the news will be electronic, so hard
copy news may be scarce. Certainly all the mainstream national and
international stories would be coming from the newest, biggest news
service yet, United Digital News, a world-wide monopoly. Hmmm, not
bad. Let’s look at a few breaking news stories from UDN:
March
15, 2028 Digital World has announced the completion of its
project to digitize the entire contents of recorded human knowledge
and wisdom and their spokesperson took this opportunity to brag a
little.
“This
accomplishment is much bigger than what the Great Library at
Alexandria was able to pull off. They acquired scrolls and codices
with all existing written information beginning in 250 BC and lasted
around 700 years, before they were put out of business by religion
and politics. They tried hard, but didn’t quite make it like
Digital World will. There’s so much more information now, you’ll
be amazed.”
January
22, 2030 United Digital News reported today that many major
academic libraries at larger universities will be closing their doors
after spring semester due to severe budget restrictions and
shortfalls. UDN sent a reporter to visit with Carl Dewey, Director of
Libraries at the University of Michigan.
“I
had no choice but to comply with the directive that was handed down
by U of M President I. B. Simple.” Dr. Dewey’s voice was firm,
but shook a little here and there. “He has directed me to sell the
university’s library collections to raise money for faculty salary
increases. The faculty has not had any pay raises for the past three
years.”
Later
the reporter found the president and asked him why he believes the
library is no longer necessary.
“Everything
a student or researcher could ever need has been digitized and made
available on the Internet.” President I. B. Simple’s answer was
short and blunt. U of M did not allow filming of the President’s
remarks, so you’ll have to take the word of a UDN spokesman that he
really said that.
August
1, 2031 Less than two years after the University of Michigan
announced it would eliminate its campus-wide library system, many
other university libraries all over America have closed their doors.
Most state governors bragged about the decision as a great
cost-cutting measure which helped them balance their state budgets.
June
14, 2032 As spring semester ended, UDN learned of a mammoth
project planned for the Harvard campus, a spectacular historical
museum that will attract many visitors. Following are the exact words
of President I. M. Smartashell:
“Thanks
to a major gift from an extremely generous corporate benefactor,
Harvard University plans to encapsulate all campus libraries and
their holdings in a controlled environment that will serve as a
museum for future generations.
“The
Smithsonian Institution will provide oversight and maintenance for
the project. Admission fees and donations from the public should
cover continuing costs.”
February
1, 2034 Fast and furiously moving on, Digital World proclaimed
today their takeover of the delivery of all higher education in
America.
“We
will begin offering accredited online academic courses in 537
different subject areas or more, on the first day of February.”
Digital World CEO Branded Run Wild was so excited he had trouble
standing still in front of the cameras. “This is a natural
extension of Digital World’s services. We already have all the
resources. Remember a long time ago the Great Library of Alexandria
had most of the world’s written knowledge, resources for
instruction and learning, and also housed a prototype university.
“We
are simply following the Alexandrine Model.” Run Wild started
clapping, the audience joined in.
December
5, 2034 Several major academic institutions in budget-challenged
states announced today they would not be operating for spring
semester of 2035. They cannot effectively compete with Digital
World’s much cheaper, totally online programs. It is to be
regretted that students will no longer experience well-rounded,
life-enhancing higher education programs as they spend most of their
time sitting in front of a computer or walking around staring at
their cell phones. The trend to online classes began many years ago.
This year, fall enrollment at all state and private institutions was
way down as many students switched to Digital World offerings.
Governors
of the hardest hit states are delighted with this new cost-saving
development as it takes care of higher education, and lets them off
the financial hook.
April
15, 2037 10:00 a.m., Digital World holds a news conference:
Today
I’m very proud and excited to stand before you to introduce our new
CEO and Thought Leader, I. M. Aconservativeliteralist.” Digital
World’s chairman of the board beamed from ear to ear. “He will
head all our operations and has been tasked with addressing Digital
World’s red ink after a disastrous year.” The new CEO took over
the podium.
“What
do you plan to do about all that red ink?” a UDN correspondent
asked the first question.
“Most
of Digital World’s red ink is due to the cost of digital storage
and maintenance for all of the world’s recorded knowledge. Major
weeding of the online collections will begin tomorrow.”
Aconservativeliteralist got right to the point. “Employees have
already been tasked to focus on eliminating those resources that do
not reflect the current religious or political values of America.”
Aconservativeliteralist appeared to be quite proud of his plan and
how soon it would begin.
“What
happened to providing the Alexandrine ideal of a world library that
collects and maintains all the world’s recorded knowledge and
wisdom?” Another reporter asked him about this change in their
mission.
“If
you read your history you’ll find that the early Church burned
almost all of the collections that library held in the fifth century
because of non-Christian content. So there is a well-established
precedent for this strategy. Besides, I believe that written words
often tend to be confusing and destructive for young people’s
minds.”
January
2, 2038 A Press Release from
Harvard University’s new President I. M. Enlightened revealed that
an agreement with the Smithsonian Institution has been reached which
will facilitate the re-opening of all Harvard libraries.
“Digital
World’s recent decision to destroy all works that Mr.
Aconservativeliteralist believes do not reflect America’s current
religious or political values leaves Harvard no other choice.”
President Enlightened was firm and clear on this matter.
I
had to stop. Hungry and tired, I put the yellow pad aside, built a
corned beef sandwich and opened a bottle of ale. It was all quite
satisfactory.
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